[PHONE]

Well. I think I missed the actual date, which isn't too surprising, all things considered... but.

It's been two years, Mayfield. Anyone still feel like getting out of here? Because I'm done. Officially.

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[Phone]
[Since several people have assisted the giant robot in wiring up a phone he can talk into, it's easier to check on everyone. Or harass them, as the case may be.]

... Does everyone seriously believe they're from Mayfield? Are you kidding me? How...?

How many are affected?

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Well, if that radio broadcast was any indication...

We're doomed. Especially, if you actually wrote to that Santa individual. I can't see how that's going to end well at all.

[So says the one who wrote a lengthy letter himself, but there'll be time to discuss rampant hypocrisy later.]

... At least we've a little warning, this time, anyway.

Are we all done mourning for the dearly departed general yet?  I'm sure she would have felt just as terrible about the loss of the rest of you, as you would have her.

[And if you can't tell he's being sarcastic here, you're probably a rock, or something else that isn't sentient.]

Can we start figuring out a real way to get home how?

So I hear a certain so-called general has talked some here into... ah, how did she phrase it?

"Shooting, stabbing, or otherwise maiming" me in the coming weeks.

I invite you to try. But I'm also curious as to why your delightful leader feels it necessary. Or why you do, whichever.

...

Aigis? A word?

[Paper rustling. The mail's here! Actually, it's been here for a while now. Sideswipe just hadn't checked the thing in who knows how long. He doesn't speak up right away, just scans the letters' contents, growing more and more amused. He then regards the phone, grins, and begins talking ( Read more... )

All right... show of hands...

How many of you are up in arms about this Westport place, and vowing to go find your loved ones if it kills you?

As... stupid as it is, if enough of you otherwise intelligent parties are going, I'll follow along. Someone has to keep their head clear in your theoretical rescue party. Even if it won't work.

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I think this question has been a long time coming... At least from me, I don't know about the rest of you.

So ah.

What... is the big issue between your males and females? Honestly. You're all human. Why should a pronoun choice make someone incapable of performing a designated function? Or make them perform only a certain function ( Read more... )

Are we really going to have to deal with this election nonsense again? Need I remind the rest of you how well it went last time you tried this?

I mean, really. You'd think you organics would know better. But, then again, considering how you all jumped on the...

[Cue the falsetto, and you can just see the air-quotes] "Let's murder Sideswipe, ( Read more... )

I certainly hope you rioters are happy with yourselves. What exactly was all that supposed to accomplish? Because--I assume--you didn't intend to cause the authorities to threaten the innocent.

And if you did, you humans are more idiotic than I thought.If anyone feels they can't adequately protect themselves from whatever's coming, I'm willing ( Read more... )